The Mixed-Up Files of a Word Warrior

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Ich bin die Schreiberin. Ich bin die Jäger. Und ich spreche kein Deustch. ...And now, the weather.

pochemuchkaa:

dapper and gentlemanly villains (◡‿◡✿)

beastial and brutal villains (◕‿◕✿)

suave and seductive villains (◕ヮ◕✿)

easily angered villains (”>ヮ< )

villains (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ* ・゚✧

(via soldierofwinter)

— 22 hours ago with 6881 notes
france:ten
france:twenty
france:thirty
france:forty
france:fifty
france:sixty
france:
france:
france:sixty ten
world:france what are you do—
france:four twenties
world:france stop it
france:four twenties ten
world:france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france:hundred.
— 22 hours ago with 325547 notes

1hey:

Kiss Me (Cover) | The Fray
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss Me

(Source: welcome2muscland, via batcows)

— 22 hours ago with 22878 notes

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa, via untilitfadestoblack)

— 22 hours ago with 55252 notes
"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
— 22 hours ago with 429124 notes

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

(Source: icelikelollies, via jewelmonkey)

— 22 hours ago with 650652 notes
Pro-lifer:Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me:Yes
— 22 hours ago with 86930 notes

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

(Source: agnesfieldforest, via hey-sass-butt)

— 22 hours ago with 186675 notes