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pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom, via hey-sass-butt)

— 12 minutes ago with 41075 notes

rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

(Source: rubyetc, via heylola2)

— 17 minutes ago with 43571 notes

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid:Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me:I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid:*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
— 3 hours ago with 128845 notes

I was just fucking catcalled and I would have brushed it off if it weren’t for the fact that the guy doing the catcalling was hanging out with a group of both guys and girls and like, I realize I shouldn’t blame the girls but I’m just so, so disappointed.

— 5 hours ago with 2 notes
#fucking seething  #if someone looks at me the wrong way  #im going to stick my hand down his throat rip out his vocal cords and ram them so far up his urethra he'll be able to yodel when he comes 

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury, via a-rose-among-daleks)

— 16 hours ago with 197625 notes